Anonymous said: for apparently being the embodiment of all that is evil you're still pretty dang cute //winkwonk

D’awwwwww thank you! ;)

Anonymous said: racist

the-mindless-ones-domain:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

Yes. I’m the most racist person out there. Each time a person makes a racist comment I swallow them whole and become more powerful. I bring people to the dark side so that I can devour more people. I’m the embodiment of all that is evil.

Yep. Sounds about right.

That would be one of the weirdest super powers ever

Lol hey it’s the best sarcastic remark I could come up with having just woken up. I do agree it’s a very strange power.

Anonymous said: racist

Yes. I’m the most racist person out there. Each time a person makes a racist comment I swallow them whole and become more powerful. I bring people to the dark side so that I can devour more people. I’m the embodiment of all that is evil.

Yep. Sounds about right.

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

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I don’t want much in my life right now. Just an emotional connection with someone who cares if I get outta bed every day. I don’t even care about distance at this point. I just want someone to talk to who will respect my space but still invade it every once in a while. I’d like them to simply notice me. I’d love to try my best to be there for them too. I’d like to listen to their passionate rants and nonchalant rambling. I just want someone to care about me the same way I’d care for them.

jugo-de-mango:

i hope someone out there is thinking about my thighs

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"Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?"

I ask myself this all the time (via lonexwxlf)

This is my life story

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ladykestrels:

      Somewhere inside me is a merciful, forgiving person. Somewhere there is a girl who tries to understand what people are going through, who accepts that people do evil things and that desperation leads them to darker places than they ever imagined. I swear she exists, and she hurts for the repentant boy I see in front of me.
                                                                       But if I saw her, I wouldn’t recognize her.

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yourvoiceinnovember:

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theonion:

"We discovered that most oxygen molecules in Earth’s troposphere are used for the purposes of sighing, whining, and most commonly, complaining,” 

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

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